shvering:

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  • donkey: im in me friend's swamp... broom broom
  • shrek: get out me swamp!
  • donkey: aww :/
"I hope they ask about me & I hope you tell them you fucked up."
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awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

gymnastkid589:

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

On the real

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